The Incredible Shrinking Woman

After being exposed to a bizarre mixture of household chemicals, Pat Kramer begins to shrink.

This is the plot of my favorite movie from 1981 - The Incredible Shrinking Woman, starring Lily Tomlin. Who knew, this would become MY life story. Yep, I think I am Pat Kramer. Maybe it's the Clorox wipes from constantly cleaning up Max's misfires in the bathroom, the Windex from Lola scratching at the patio door, the Pledge dusting spray from the never ending layer of dust throughout the house, or could it be the almost lethal dose of hand sanitizer I use since the introduction of the swine flu?!? Who knows.......but examine the photograph of me back to back with my almost 11 year old and you will see - I am the Incredible (with emphasis on the "INCREDIBLE") Shrinking Woman.